13 March – Open An Umbrella Indoors Day
Everybody knows that opening an umbrella indoors is supposed to be bad luck. But is there any truth behind this age-old superstition? Fortunately for those spending sleepless nights pondering this question, there is actually a wacky holiday dedicated to finding out the truth.
The aptly-named Open An Umbrella Indoors Day was invented in 2003 by a man called Thomas Knibb. Knibb allegedly hoped to defy silly superstitions by encouraging people to open their umbrellas indoors and observe the (non-existent) consequences.
The best thing about this bizarre holiday is that anybody can take part. Just follow these four simple steps:
- Find an umbrella and check that you are, indeed, indoors.
- Position yourself clear of breakable objects and/or people who value their eyesight.
- Take a deep breath, grasp the umbrella handle firmly with one hand and open the umbrella with your other hand.
- Note any bad luck that occurs in the following days or weeks.
Note: People who take part in this holiday do so at their own risk.